No, I’m not psychic. There’s just no one else who could possibly be put above me besides your significant other, and Jesus.
That’s what they say but I believe differently. There’s no way Jesus could love me equally as much as he loves Rob Dydreck or the creators of South Park. It probably just means he loves the obvious flawed all equally but the star quality, like yours truly, he loves just a little more. It would only make sense.
And Raven Symone.
Maybe he has a bunch of little minions that does all the loving for him so everyone can be loved equally.
What? I pay attention to the whole storyline, I just don’t pay attention to what the guys look like.
Oh, maybe you should.
I’ll think about it, Brittany.
So how’s everything else though? I bet it’s nice being a broadway star.
Of course you do, cockyface.
I can’t promise anything. Kids who aren’t related to me tend to piss me off.
Just looooove me.
I just don’t understand whyyy. Kids are awesome. They’re like real people but littler and more fun.
Ugh, was it Santana?
Nope, no. Discrimination is what angry, old, rednecks do, favoritism is what greatness does. Jesus for example. He obviously favorites me above some others.
…How’d you know? You don’t have psychic powers do you? Cause if you do, I’ll have to avoid thinking in front of you and Jake.
Okay, I guess that makes sense.. but I thought Jesus was supposed to love everyone equally?
Brittany Susan Pierce, you’re perfect.
Babe, I would never hurt anything that was ours. Come on, you know me better than that…
I know, but.. what about whatever’s not ours?
No I didn’t kill her. It’s just a little stressful.
Oh. I’m sorry, Rach. Like I said: Yoga.
I don’t really pay attention to the guys on the show, Brittany..
Her name’s Anna Paquin.
You should. Cause if you only pay attention to the girls, then won’t half of the storylines be really confusing?
…Yeah, I still don’t know who that is. But I looked her up and she looks really pretty, Finn. I really like her teeth.
We do it plenty, believe me. Yeah.. it is pretty cool of me, huh? I’m an awesome best bro.
Totally . So who’d you invite this party anyways? Are the California peeps coming?