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prettylittle-kitty:

Ugh, was it Santana? 

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Nope, no. Discrimination is what angry, old, rednecks do, favoritism is what greatness does. Jesus for example. He obviously favorites me above some others.

…How’d you know? You don’t have psychic powers do you? Cause if you do, I’ll have to avoid thinking in front of you and Jake.

Okay, I guess that makes sense.. but I thought Jesus was supposed to love everyone equally? 

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straightuplizard:

Brittany Susan Pierce, you’re perfect. 

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Babe, I would never hurt anything that was ours. Come on, you know me better than that…

I know.

I know, but.. what about whatever’s not ours?

rachelbarbrax:

No I didn’t kill her. It’s just a little stressful.

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Oh. I’m sorry, Rach. Like I said: Yoga.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand True Blood…

faithfully-tethered-finn-hudson:

I don’t really pay attention to the guys on the show, Brittany..

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Her name’s Anna Paquin.

You should. Cause if you only pay attention to the girls, then won’t half of the storylines be really confusing?

…Yeah, I still don’t know who that is. But I looked her up and she looks really pretty, Finn. I really like her teeth. 

 

phuckherman:

We do it plenty, believe me. Yeah.. it is pretty cool of me, huh? I’m an awesome best bro.

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Totally . So who’d you invite this party anyways? Are the California peeps coming?

theqfabs:

I guess Sam will be able to help him if he wants to.

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I can help too! I don’t mind.

prettylittle-kitty:

Well. You should probably know that they’re lying because the LBC is as bitchin’ and honest as yours truly.

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It’s not borderline discrimination, it’s favoritism. Aw. I find you okay too, and I’d never want to ruin the decent, blonde, tolerance we share.

It’s tough because I want to believe you, I really do. But I believe this person more because I just trust them more.

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Cool. I’m glad we had this agreement. Even though I think discrimination and favoritism are like same thing.

theqfabs:

There’s definitely not going to be any food fights, and if there are it’s going to be Puck’s problem. I already told him he’s doing all the cleaning.

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Puck doing all the cleaning? That’s funny.

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straightuplizard:

Okay, how about I agree to disagree with you on that one and you’ll offer me unlimited amount of kisses this weekend? Because I’m planning on taking your sweet ass out, before we have to leave.

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Yes, baby?

I’ll offer you unlimited amount of kisses anyways. Ooh, where are we going?

Promise to never ever strangle a kid no matter how much you want to? Especially if they’re ours.

prettylittle-kitty:

Umm. Everything said in that club is one hundred percent true. What moron told you otherwise?

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And, no. Jake and Marley are the only honorable members.

I can’t reveal my sources. I pinky promised.

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Oh wow, okay. Even though I’m like 97% sure that that’s borderline discrimination, I’m going to let it go because I really like you Kitty, and I don’t want to ruin the magical blonde bond that we both share.