(I just want you and Santana to be happy for Christmas, ya know? You two have been through a lot and you deserve a holiday together. And I won’t tell him you know.)
(You’re too nice. I’m sorry I gave you that doll head as a gift that one time. Seriously, thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m going to talk to Santana now and see what she’s doing for Christmas. I hope this ticket doesn’t go to waste like the last one.)
I have to say you’re succeeding on that one.
What’s bigger than the universe then?
Cause I was stuck trying to figure out what to get you to make you really really happy, and I thought about Santana, and then the tickets just showed up on my bed one day when I came home from work…I told you the whole ramen thing so you wouldn’t know it was Santa and thought I bought them because he told me not to tell unless you tried to pay me for them.
Oh okay. That totally makes sense. Tell Santa I said thank you.
(Look, I know it was you who got the tickets, Finn. Not Santa. And I’m not gonna pay you back if you don’t want me to, but I just want you to know how really thankful I am. Just… don’t tell Santa I know because I want him to feel good about himself too.)
Brittany. No. I’m giving you a gift, stop trying to give it back.
Santa wanted me to give Santana the tickets as a Christmas gift for you, but since he couldn’t get them to her on top, he gave them to me to give to her so she can spend Christmas with you. That’s one thing you wanted, right?
Wait, that was Santa’s idea? …I should have known he would know my Christmas wishes before I wrote them down. Why didn’t he just give them to me to give to San, though?
You are. You make me feel like the happiest person on this planet.
Yay, I love you. My next goal is to make you the happiest person in the universe.
You aren’t gonna pay me for anything…and I didn’t even pay that much for the tickets.
Think of it as a gift, not a payment or anything.
Just cause you’re awesome and I’m really happy for you.
(And because I still feel bad you paid so much for those tickets..) But mostly cause you’re awesome.
No, quite the opposite. I’m really happy, Britt.
Good. I don’t want you to be sad, especially because you make me feel like the happiest person ever, and I want you to feel that way too.
Yeah I’m going to school for teaching. Though I dunno what subject..maybe history…definitely gonna do music though for after school stuff.
That’s awesome. I’m super happy for you! And as a congratulations gift, I’m totally going to give you $800.