When do your classes start?
I don’t know. I have to check, but I don’t remember how to get there. I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually.
Why aren’t you excited about going back to school? Don’t you miss your college friends?
There has to be a reason? Can’t I say that I love my girlfriend just because?
I don’t know, I was just saying… Is it because the camp’s almost over?
No, it’s because I just love you, silly.
I’m gonna die…
Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I totally forgot when my classes start.
That’s just freakin’ nasty.
Not really! I heard bleach kills like a lot of bacteria and stuff, so it should be okay..
The hell did you do to my toothbrush?
I didn’t mean to, I swear. It’s just a lot was happening, and I didn’t even know, and it kind of fell off the counter and into the toilet… I’m sorry! But like it should be okay for now because I cleaned it a lot so it’s like almost new again.
I really don’t want one eye. I like having both eyes, then I can see things double, not single like if I had one eye. Is One-eyed Willy okay besides only having one eye?
Yeah, I mean… he can’t wink anymore, he can only blink now, but he’s okay. You’ll be ok too.
Thanks, Britt. Glad you had a good time and uh, alright. I’ll let her know.
Thanks! And um, sorry about your toothbrush. I promise I’ll replace it as soon as possible!
That’s true. He probably cries watching Beyond Scared Straight.
Is that a show about being straight? Because I feel like he would like that.
Oooh, that’s a really good idea. Do you think anybody would poke my eyes, though? Yeah, I’m pretty positive. It’s just a really mean look, and he gets super angry at me over nothing.
If what you’re saying is really true, then Mini Artie might have it coming for you, Sam… Be careful. One-eyed Willy got his eye poked once, and guess what? He only has one eye now.