Yeah I know and Rachel doesn’t wanna try anything so that’s the problem I guess.
Ohh… I’m not really like a sexpert or anything, but I think that being able to try new things ultimately comes from confidence and being secure with your relationship and stuff. Like trust and knowing exactly what each other wants. Maybe Rachel isn’t 100% confident with her sexy self yet. I mean, she didn’t really start having sex ‘til like what, senior year? She’s still totally inexperienced. But I bet you once she feels better and more confident about what she’s doing, she’ll probs totally surprise you.
It just seems like all I do is bitch to you about my problems with mine and Rachel’s sex life….I didn’t wanna make you listen to it again. But fine. Rachel and I do the same thing, and that’s cool cause it’s like…sex and it’s sex with her but it’s one position..maybe two or something. It’s always in the apartment, one time we did it in the shower, but other than that…I’m just like….I dunno sometimes I’d like something a little different.
That’s what friends are for, right? Anyways, you said you don’t need any more ideas, so why don’t you and her try some of those out then?
All wishy washy. First, you were like, “oh no I ruined my birthday,” so I was like, “what happened?” which led up to it being something about yours and Rachel’s sexual activity, to which you responded with, “I don’t wanna talk about it.” So I was like, “Okay, let’s talk about something else then, like how sexy San, Q, and I was in Toxic,” which, I totally gave you an out. But then you still brought up your sex life again and didn’t even talk about how well thought out our choreography was, so I figured you still weren’t over it, so I asked you about it again and you were like, “I don’t wanna talk about it.” Again.
Obviously something’s on your mind if you keep bringing it up again, so what’s up?
It’s nothing…I mean it’s something I should talk to Rachel about.
Finn, you’re totally acting like my dishwasher right now.
Marley and I did wonderful and I couldn’t be happier to have my seat back. But of course it wouldn’t be Glee Club without a Diva Off.
I’m glad that Fondue for Two has reignited your guys’ divalicious competitive spirit. In addition to singing a hit broadway single, I think you two should join an all-girls fight club and brawl it out.
I don’t need ideas….it’s not that.
Oh, then what is it?
It’s not really a lack of…it’s just…the same stuff like all the time.
And yeah you guys were really good, but that’s kinda expected.
Do you need some ideas to spice it up in bed? Cause I got lots.
Well yeah, we’re super cool like that.
Well, maybe we should check before we eat any sushi.
Definitely. I’d feel terrible if I ate someone else’s pet, especially if it was a Nemo. We could always go out for ice cream instead?
Lack of sex life…
And I dunno…what do you wanna talk about?
I can’t really relate, but if you want to talk to Auntie Britty about it, I’m all ears, you know that.
Orrrr we can talk about how awesome San and Quinn and I were today.